In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
Oh wow yes
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
pick-up line: i’ll cosplay your otp with you
mom driving me to the con
I literally almost spit tea.
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
One year later
MY ENTIRE WRITING LIFE LATELY
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
not going to lie this was an idea for a visual novel that I had a while back
What about a story where a girl’s life changes after meeting a boy, but -gasp- THEY DON’T FALL IN LOVE? What if their lives change and they grow together as not-lover friends? What if they both have separate romantic interests that ARE NOT LOVE TRIANGLES? Also what if there’s kung fu and breaking things?